Oh hello my dear old non-existent friends

(I'm in the bizarre checked trousers)

(Mother and father don't approve but YOLO)

I haven't blogged in months which is a pity really, but i will start again. Meanwhile, while i have deprived you all of my terrible writing and humour, i've done very little of benefit to my life or my credit card. I have been offered work experience at Primark though and i have been given three pairs of old burberry trousers too which is very nice and probably one of the best things that's ever happened to me.

I should probably post some drawings to interest you soon but instead i have decided to make you look at me. I do apologise. 

Recently I bought boots from Zara. When i saw them i fell in love. I then bought them. They came. I opened them. I squealed. My parents were appalled.

I thought you should also all have a peek at what i look like. For those who are curious, I wear quite normal clothes which some people probably think are quite strange but they are usually quite comfortable. I also get called weird quite often, but in a complimentary way. I'm also quite curious which is why i'm in a photo with a skateboard. I can't skateboard. I probably will never be able to skateboard but it is quite fun trying not to rip your favourite trousers which make you look like you're in an 80's video.